real first one

hi. i don't know who wrote that little anecdote about the lion, the ass, and the fox, but shit has way too many typos.

so here we are.

can i first just say that i think the word 'blog' is unsavory. with that said, i've come up with a few alternative words that will from here on out refer to 'blogging.'

they are:

Merking
Steaking
Twiggling



I feel better now. and oooooh! looky! I can totally gay-out with all these colors as much as i want !!!

i wish i had a cute little picture to post but i havn't figured that out yet. wait maybe that little icon of a picture up there in my tool bar...


check out these two bad ass motherfuckers

thats uncle tim on the right, and the hemmingway-looking dude is none other that my crazy uncle Joe. He likes to scare people by letting his dentures fall out of his mouth when he's talking to them. He also once told me that it was a good idea to throw empty beer cans into the ocean because they made good homes for octopuses.










the only skateboard related thing i have to say is: Mark Owens

lets all hope i get better at this